how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
thecompanionsdoctor: I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
lolsofunny: So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
friedpanko: kanyewesticle: Is there anything you can’t do with a potato bring back your father
averypottersenioryear: if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
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pleasecornetobrazil: pleasecornetobrazil: im not high mom im just happy happy i blazed that dank ass weed
I’m gonna chop off your arms and glue them to your butt so you look like a...
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
rabioheab: i know i said talking shit about other bloggers is childish, but barackobama is so fucking annoying. why do they even have followers? they never make any funny text posts and their url doesn’t make sense and they act like they’re so important it’s so annoying. fuck barackobama.
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ashlyndiane: i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life … I’ve never thought about it that way before.
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
danphils: my new motto in life
fuqyourlies: reasonswhydansafail: sleepingartist: urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet the first album : “Unknown album” the hit single: “track 1” album art Some people wanna watch the world burn
Walking in the Financial Aid Office
beam-meh-up-scotty: dignifiedking: Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?” Me: Yo this shit got notes OD fast.
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps
darrynek: a rapper walks into a hospital emergency room. “i’m the illest”, says the rapper. the nursing staff ask him to freestyle. he drops dead
When my friend asked if I wanted to run a marathon...