March 2012
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Interviewer: Why was there a basket of bread on the stage?
Andrew: ...
Ben: ...
James: ...
When teachers tell you to have fun with an...
me: go do your homework
me: no you can't make me
"Haters" In School.
Finding out people don’t like you in Elementary .
Finding out people don’t like you in Middle School .
Finding out people are hating on you in High School .
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you... →
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You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
...
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
